The DEFRA Hypocrisy

by Cat Whisperer — on  , 

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According to recent figures there are 1.8 billion Muslims and 2.4 billion Christians whose scriptural rulings state that a fallen angel, aka “Mr Pointy Tail” reserves a special place in hell for Hypocrites … so roasting DEFRA’s bureaucrats is something they'll have to get used to.

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According to half the world’s population, "God hates hypocrisy".

  • Hypocrisy is Greek word for an actor that requires them to play a part in that they pretend to be something that they are not.
  • Hypocrisy is the state of pretending to hold beliefs, opinions or standards that one does not actually have.
  • Hypocrisy is a deception aimed at others and involves delusion or deliberate lies.
  • Hypocrisy is someone who holds others to a higher standard than he himself is held to.

The case for hypocrisy ...

  • A hypocrite is someone who pretends to the world and themselves that their work was unimpeachable while knowing that the results were an unmitigated disaster.
  • A hypocrite is someone who sets out to address an entire industry’s imaginary flaws, mandated incompetent local authorities to judge us, but are entirely blind to their own structural and institutional failures.
  • A hypocrite is someone who applies standards and regulations to others, that they would not accept or be able to follow themselves.
  • A hypocrite is someone who tells an entire industry that any infraction of any regulation will result in being closed down, yet without any automatic self-disqualification allowed the dumping of raw sewage into our water courses.
  • A hypocrite is someone who requires the application of regulations to be applied to the letter and then writes double standards into every regulation.
  • A hypocrite is someone who engages in Zoom Calls but their words don’t match any of their actions.

The only cure for hypocrisy is irony.

  • DEFRA made our licence dependent on rewriting our regulations that tells no one about the quality of care provided by any boarding establishment.
  • DEFRA believed that the public required government guidance to decide where to get the best care for their companion animals but created a rating system that doesn't tell anyone anything.
  • DEFRA’s rating system imparts no information to the public, because it’s not possible to decipher the parameters we were judged on or what the ratings mean.
  • DEFRA are defending inconsistent local authority subjectivity as an acceptable trusted source of information when trust in the government is at an all time low.
  • DEFRA created a space for unregulated and unlicensed businesses to emerge to fill the spaces left by closed and existing businesses, and so gave the public the choices to leave their cats and dogs with people who operate from social media without regulation, training or insurance.